3. "You sneeze like a kitten."
4. "You remind me of that girl from the Petit Filous adverts. Yeah, the one with the bob. The French toddler."
6. (On making my boss a cup of coffee and him drinking) "Seven and a half. Out of ten, that is. To be perfectly honest, your coffee isn't blowing my mind."
7. (On me eating chicken nuggets) "Look at her little mouth! Look at her little mouth eating!"