In response to her not shaving piece (originally here
and now also here
) Emer got one really creepy e-mail from an evolutionary psychologist called Michael Cust (think the 'S' is a typo.) Here it is, in full:
"So I did what all single girls in London do and had ALL the boyfriends."
Or why you'll never marry and die with cats. (Studies show that women with more pre-marriage partners are more likely to cheat and divorce in keeping with men's evolved aversion to promiscuity.)
Were I still in London, I'd fool around with you. I like artsy girls and pubic hair, but because I'm not, I'm writing to let you know that I'd never seriously commit to you and I suspect most men you've banged won't either.