Letters to the Lady Garden

Picture stolen from here

So. Emer still gets letters about her body hair. Here is one: 

From More:
> Hi Emer
> I hope you are well?
> I saw that you have written quite a few articles for the Guardian and I was just wondering whether you would be interested in taking part in a relationships feature about body hair for more magazine.
> We would be able to pay a substantial fee.
> Please do let me know either way.
> Thanks
> Laura 

From Me
> Hi Laura,
> I just took a look at the More website and found that you're promoting Playboy perfume, while addressing an audience that you presume will be worried about GCSE results. Horrible! I could never write for any publication that flogs soft-porn paraphernalia to schoolgirls.
> Sincerely,
> Emer