No Bush for the Cush

Looks like Smoothgroove aren't the only mercenary arseholes out there trying to make a quick buck out of the Camel Toe market. We bring you...Cuchini! 

The name 'cuchini' is obviously intended as an italianate version of 'cootch', but check out the nauseatingly cutesy way they say in the video. ADORABLE. 

We ask you: could this video be any more American if it tried?

Thankfully Cuchini only has 35 followers on Twitter and this video is from 2010, hinting that they may have gone bust and rendering a mass campaign on the scale of our Femfresh Facebook onslaught somewhat uneccessary. But we're keeping an eye out, just in case...