2. Sponge cake botherer and style muffin Mary Berry admitted that, when she said she wasn't a feminist, she didn't actually know what one was, thus proving what we've been saying for ages, which is: we need some clarity, y'all.
3. French fashion matchstick Carine Roitfeld also claims that she is not a feminist, telling Cosmopolitan: '"I love if someone invites me to a restaurant so I don¹t know if that¹s a feminist, but I really believed in the word in Europe — I don¹t know what you call it in America — matriarchal. You know it¹s very important, the role of a mother… I don¹t know but it¹s feminism to me to love your kids." Worry not Carine, you can still go to dinner on our watch, but loving your kids is a tad more problematic. Didn't anyone tell you that all feminists hate their kids, especially their sons?
4. Jodie Marsh also had some things to say about the Lose the Lad's Mags campaign
on Twitter. Mainly that she thinks it's a joke and that feminism should be about celebrating women whether or not they take their clothes off rather than trying to cut off their revenue streams. As we've said before, it's only a matter of time before the market does that for you, Jodie.
5. Much like a severe British nanny might take away a giant teddy bear away from a naked baby, Anna Wintour has apparently taken away Miley Cyrus' Vogue cover, thus illustrating the age old Vogue paradox (Chanel tits* = fine, other, less 'tasteful' nudity, including twerking = not fine)
6. Cosmopolitan magazine asked some fashion week models what they ate that day. It seems to have been mainly juice but also bacon is now apparently OK (see, last year's story: Heidi Klum OK with the Occassional Burger)
7. Canadian students seem to have formed some kind of rapey cheerleading squad. According to Jezebel, they've been chanting: 'Y-O-U-N-G at UBC, we like 'em young, Y is for your sister, O is for oh so tight, U is for underage, N is for no consent, G is for go to jail.' Yeah.
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